do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
(via les-express)
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
(via kentuckyfriedtorchic)
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
(via buckybbarnes)
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
(Source: luxerae, via now-then-mardy-butt)
i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves
you wanna ask me out now or later
(via monotoneminor)
